It was so funny and cute *-*
(by Martine Johanna)
OMG!I can’t wait *-*
this site is so cool :)
I want see this movie,the french version, but I can’t find anywhere :( soo sad!
(via treeswithoutleaves)
| — Book 1. Twilight: | |
| Edward: | Hey. |
| Bella: | OMG, I'm so silly. And horny. |
| Edward: | Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle. |
| Bella: | OMG you're a vampire! |
| Edward: | Yes. Let's go play baseball. |
| James: | I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her. |
| Edward: | Roar. |
| James: | Omnomnom Bella. |
| Bella: | OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire! |
| Edward: | I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well. |
| Jacob: | Oh, hi there! |
| — Book 2. New Moon: | |
| Edward: | Oops, gotta go. |
| Bella: | OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again. |
| Jacob: | Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!) |
| Bella: | OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake! |
| Alice: | Edward is gonna kill himself! |
| Bella: | OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore. |
| Edward: | I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death. |
| Volturi: | You suck. |
| Bella: | OMG leave him alone! |
| Volturi: | OK, leave now bitches. |
| Jacob: | I love you, Bella. |
| Bella: | OMG I love Edward more, bye! |
| — Book 3. Eclipse: | |
| Victoria: | I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you! |
| Bella: | OMG no! |
| Edward: | I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella) |
| Jacob: | I want to kill her too! |
| Riley: | I will kill you! |
| Bella: | OMG I'm frozen! |
| Edward: | Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot. |
| Jacob: | Move on bitch, I will warm this whore. |
| Victoria: | You missed me bitches? |
| Edward: | I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead! |
| Bella: | OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward. |
| — Book 4. Breaking Dawn: | |
| Edward: | I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first. |
| Bella: | Shit, okay. |
| Jacob: | My heart is broken! |
| Bella: | OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go! |
| Edward: | Oh no, a monster! |
| Renesmee: | I'ma kill you, mom :3 |
| Volturi: | We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster. |
| Bella: | OMG finally I'm a vampire now! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches. |
| Volturi: | Fine, you won. |
| Jacob: | Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter. |
“That night when we kissed at the dance, it felt I had found something I didn’t even know I was looking for. It just felt right.”
The Lying Game.
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(by Alexandra Sophie)